Welcome

When there's something strange / In your picture house
Who 'ya gonna call? / Plot Busters!

Welcome to Genuine Jon's Movie Plot Busters, an occasional foray into the sometimes twisted world of motion picture story lines.

With apologies to Andy and Larry Wachowski...

Friend, sooner or later, you're going to realize, just as I did, that there's a difference between seeing the movie and understanding the plot.

I don't know if you're ready for what I have to show you, but unfortunately, your choices are limited.

Let me tell you why you are here.

You have come because you want to know something.

You're here because you know that there is something wrong.

You don't know what, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

The hype. The hype is everywhere, it's all around us.

Even now, in this very blogosphere.

You can see it when you go to the pictures or turn on your television.

You can sense it when you read the paper, or when you go to the mall, or when you listen to the radio.

It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

The truth. That you are a slave, friend.

Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born inside the prison of publicity that you cannot smell, taste, or touch.

A prison for your mind.

Unfortunately, no one is ever told what the hype is. You have to weed it out for yourself.

This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back.


You take the blue pill. The story ends. You go back to your reviews and believe whatever the publicists want you to believe.

You take the red pill. You stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.


Remember... all I am offering is the truth. Nothing more.