Thursday 29 April 2010

Lord of War (2005)

(SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO GETS CAUGHT)

[The following Bust was prompted by a question about whether the plot was based on real events. It wasn't, but the story was inspired by a pair of real (unrelated) arms traders.]

Lord of War (2005) is a political crime thriller written and directed by Andrew Niccol, starring Nicolas Cage and Ethan Hawke.

In the end Nicolas Cage if freed to continue his shameful trade in illegal arms.

Witnessing a Russian mobster killing two would-be assassins in a Brighton Beach restaurant, Ukranian immigrant Cage is struck by a sudden and rather questionable flash of inspiration, that just as restaurants service a basic human need to eat, arms dealers service the need to wage war.

As none of his New York family are making much from their culinary skills, Cage sees his knack for creative reasoning as a way to make a success in trading arms.

Right from his very first sale of a single automatic weapon to a local hoodlum, Cage demonstrates the quick witted persuasiveness, that will time after time get him out of the tricky situations he finds himself in.

But realising that the profit margins of dealing guns to domestic criminals isn't going to get him where he wants to be, Cage sees the international conflict market as the road to success.

Indeed, international conflict also proves to be his first wholesale source of merchandise, as he begins redistributing the arms Uncle Sam considers too expensive to repatriate once its forces have left a theatre of operation.

Unfortunately for Cage, his brother has trouble coming to terms with the inevitable consequences of the murderous trade Cage from the start persuaded him to join.

So when one of their South American deals is settled in cocaine rather than cash, his brother acquires an addiction which renders him useless as a business partner.

Tragically, it is only much later, when Cage is desperate for his brother's help in completing a transaction that he would rather not have gotten involved with, that his brother is killed following an attack of conscience, having kicked his habit, that forces him to try to thwart the deal.

In the meantime, however, the fall of the Soviet Union allows Cage to go into business with another relative, his Ukranian General uncle. And business booms as Cage now has access to everything the mothballed Russian Army has to offer.

Unfortunately for his uncle though, on his rise to success, Cage has made a serious enemy of one old school and rather bigoted arms dealer. So, when Cage and his uncle insultingly reject an offer to work together with him, the dealer mistakenly blows up the uncle in Cage's place. Cage will eventually avenge his uncle's death, but only by having one of his Central African despot clients help him pull the trigger.

The authorities, at least in the shape of one zealous, straight-laced and persistent (and completely unrealistic) Interpol agent, played by Ethan Hawke, are well aware of Cage's activities, but are seemingly incapable of catching him in the act.

It is rather ironic then that it is the fabulously beautiful woman, another Brighton Beach immigrant made good, who Cage's wealth has allowed him to woo, marry and start a family with, that eventually leads Hawke to the evidence that aught to bring Cage to justice.

But, of course, all the evidence in the world is not going to convict Cage, who, by dint of the clandestine work he does for the US by arming the enemies of its enemies, is freed to carry on his dirty trade alone, now that all those still alive in his family have disowned him.


It is remarkable that a drama constructed from such worthy material as opposition to illegal arms trading, should be as entertaining as it is.

If some of the plot twists seem a little too convenient to ring true, and if Cage's rather stilted voice over seems to rather over rationalise his chosen profession, it is hard not get caught up in Hawke's pursuit of justice, and the innocent lives of those surrounding Cage.

The ending may be cynical in the extreme, but the impact of the movie's opening title sequence, that follows the life journey of a bullet from its shop-floor birth in a Ukranian arms factory to its eventual death in the brain of an African teenage boy fighter, is hard to ignore.

Source(s):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_War

Wednesday 21 April 2010

Pulp Fiction (1994)

(SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO DID WHAT)

[Now for a classic Bust, previously alluded to, that restores a story to its natural narrative order.]

Pulp Fiction (1994) is an American crime film directed by Quentin Tarantino, for which he shared a Best Original Screenplay Oscar with co-writer Roger Avary.

It stars John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, Bruce Willis, Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Amanda Plummer, Maria de Medeiros, Ving Rhames, Eric Stoltz, Rosanna Arquette and Christopher Walken, the first three of whom all received Academy Award Nominations for their performances.

In the end Bruce Willis escapes with his ill gotten gains.

Early one morning, on their way to collect an overdue debt owed to their gangster boss, Ving Rhames, super-cool criminal strong-arms Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta discuss the minutiae of life and the fact that Travolta has been asked to escort Rhames's trophy wife Uma Thurman while her violently over protective husband is out of town.

In the process of recovering their boss's money, the pair take a hostage, but not before they survive a point-blank shootout with another of the group of young male drug dealers who owe Rhames money, all of whom Jackson and Travolta end up shooting.

However, their hostage doesn't survive long either, as Travolta accidentally blasts his head off in the back of the car that Jackson is driving all three of them to Rhames in.

The hapless, blood splattered pair land up at the home of Jackson's only friend in the vicinity, Quentin Tarantino who cannot get rid of them quick enough, as he is expecting his straight-laced wife home from her night shift at any moment.

Marital disaster is only averted when, after Jackson's pleading, Rhames arranges for a legendary underworld problem-solver played by Harvey Keitel to help clear up the mess.

The previously sharp-suited pair end up dressed like a couple of stoner beach bums discussing Jackson's sudden decision to retire over breakfast in a coffee shop following their miraculous survival earlier.

There they become involved in a Mexican standoff when a couple, played by Tim Roth and Amanda Plummer, desperate for money, attempt to hold the diner up.

With cool determination to follow a new and peaceful path, Jackson manages to defuse the situation, allowing Roth and Plummer to make off with everything bar the case of money belonging to Jackson and Travolta's boss.

Delivering said case, the pair run into aging prize fighter, Willis accepting a large sum of money from Rhames in exchange for taking a dive in his next bout.

The next day, on his way to chaperone Thurman, Travolta drops by the home of his supplier, Eric Stoltz, to score and shoot up.

Thurman herself is no stranger to illegal substance abuse, and snorts her own chemical high in the washroom of the 1950s rock'n'roll themed, lookalike staffed restaurant that Travolta has taken her to for dinner.

Suitably stoked the pair are delighted when they manage to carry off the restaurant's twist dance contest trophy.

Back home, while Travolta is using her bathroom, the happy mood is shattered when Thurman decides to sample Travolta's stash that she finds in the pocket of his coat that she is wearing.

Panicked, Travolta rushes the comatose Thurman back to the source of the drugs, where he and Stoltz manage to administer a life saving adrenalin injection directly into Thurman's heart, much to the delight of Stoltz's wife played by Rosanna Arquette.

Not surprisingly, Travolta and Thurman decide not to share this aspect of their evening's entertainment with Thurman's husband.

At it turns out, Rhames, soon has bigger fish to fry, as come fight night, Willis manages to set himself up for life by double-crossing Rhames, using his payoff to bet on himself and win against the odds, by, as it turns out, fatally defeating his opponent.

Holed up in a motel room the next morning, Willis is enraged to discover that his girlfriend, Maria de Medeiros, has failed to bring the one thing of personal value from their home that he had asked her to, an irreplaceable watch of his dead father's, handed down through the men of his family over various conflicts, eventually coming to Willis as a boy by way of a dying request of his father's to a Vietnamese prison camp comrade played by Christopher Walken.

Reluctantly, Willis cautiously returns to his apartment to retrieve the watch, only to discover the automatic weapon of a now lone Travolta, carelessly left on the kitchen counter, which Willis uses to gun down the defenseless Travolta as he emerges from the toilet. (Pretty much everything that happens to Travolta's character in the film involves the toilet one way or another.)

Fleeing the scene, Willis thinks he has made a clean getaway in his girlfriend's compact car, only to, quite literally, run into Rhames at a set of traffic lights.

Both badly injured in the collision, Rhames chases Willis down on foot into a pawnshop devoid of customers, where they are captured at gunpoint by the shop's owner.

Unfortunately for the pair, the owner and a law enforcement buddy he calls to the scene, are a pair of Deliverance (1972) style rapists. However, while Rhames is suffering at their hands in a separate room of the shop's basement, Willis is able to escape his bonds.

About to flee, Willis decides instead to save Rhames, by disabling his attackers with a Japanese sword that he finds amongst the various items in the shop.

In return for rescuing him, and promising to leave Los Angeles and never reveal the fact of his rape, Rhames agrees to overlook Willis's earlier betrayal.

So while Rhames sets about exacting revenge on his two injured abusers, Willis is free to leave with his girlfriend on the back of the soon-to-be-dead lawman's chopper bike.


It is interesting to consider why Tarantino decided to mix up the story's chronology?

Perhaps he felt that Jackson and Travolta surviving the Mexican standoff and safely "walking off into the sunset" in their shorts and t-shirts with their boss's briefcase was a marginally more upbeat ending than Willis and his girlfriend "riding off into the sunset" on a rapist's chopper bike, Willis by that time having murdered the Travolta character?

We may never know. But one thing is for sure, that Tarantino produced a wonderful movie, which never fails to entertain.


[Notice that although the timeline of the story was restored in the Bust, the Willis character's childhood experience was left as a flash back, because that's exactly what it was.

All the rest of Tarantino's mucking about with the narrative produced a circular storyline, which both made the audience think and added interest, of course.

Restoring the proper chronology of the plot explained, to at least one person, why Travolta was on his own when Willis encountered him in his apartment: Jackson having "seen the light" had already done his last job for Rhames, so Travolta was working alone by that time.

Plot Buster connoisseurs will no doubt have noticed that this is quite a bit longer than most Regular Busts. Its greater length reflects its different purpose.

When a Bust is used to reveal how a particular outcome came about, much of the irrelevant plot can be ignored.

However, the purpose of this Bust was to explain how the various plot elements fitted together, so more of the plot had to be included, leading to a longer Bust.]

Source(s):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulp_Fiction_%28film%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deliverance

Sunday 11 April 2010

Capricorn One (1977)

(SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO DID WHAT)

[And now a switch from a fictionalised account of a real conspiracy, to a fictional conspiracy that many people regard as being inspired by fact.]

Capricorn One (1977) Directed by Peter Hyams. With Elliott Gould, James Brolin.

Together Elliott Gould and James Brolin expose a conspiracy to fake the first manned Mars landings.

Moments before launch, officials evacuate the astronauts of NASA's eponymous mission, to a remote former military airbase.

Once there Brolin and his crew of two are reluctantly persuaded to take part in a charade to trick the American government and the rest of the world into believing that the mission was a success.

In fact, the mission was doomed to failure because cost cutting measures had resulted in an inadequate life support system.

Unfortunately for the conspiracy's organisers, one enterprising flight control center technician discovers, by running his own tests, that the crew communications don't appear to be coming from the flight vehicle.

Frustrated by his superiors' seeming indifference, the technician confides his discovery to Gould, an unreliable TV reporter with a track record for compiling reports that are more imagination than fact.

Not long after confessing his secret the technician disappears together with any evidence that he had ever existed.

Gould having been assigned, by his exasperated editor, to cover the mission, as it would supposedly provide no opportunity for his usual style of wildly imaginative reporting, has his sense for a great story further piqued by a stilted exchange between Brolin and his wife as the mission nears completion.

For the deception to succeed, Brolin and his crew have to be smuggled out to the re-entry vehicle before the naval recovery team reaches the splash down site.

However, partway through their flight the plane is diverted back to the desert base where the crew find themselves now held prisoner.

Realising that something must have gone fatally wrong during re-entry, and reasoning that NASA will therefore have to murder them in order to keep the conspiracy secret, the astronauts decide to break out and make their survival known.

The three manage to put some distance between themselves and their captors in the jet that they had flown in earlier.

But as the plane was never refueled, it isn't long before they are forced down in the desert surrounding the base, and must continue their escape on foot.

Realising that it will improve the chances of at least one of them reaching civilisation if they split up, the three head off in different directions.

However, soon the pair of gun toting black helicopters dispatched to hunt them down, catches up with Brolin's two colleagues, leaving him the only one left alive to expose the plot.

Meanwhile Gould's efforts to investigate his contact's disappearance lead him to approach Brolin's wife, and as a result finds his own life is now in danger.

With the help of a former girlfriend reporter, Gould manages to locate the now evacuated airbase, where he discovers an overlooked medallion of Brolin's that was dropped during his escape from captivity but which was missed during the cleanup operation.

In a leap of faith, Gould engages the help of an irascible crop duster with mercenary tendencies (show-stealingly portrayed by Telly Savalas) in order to hunt for evidence of the astronauts from the air.

Spotting the sinister pair of helicopters, Gould and the pilot are lead to Brolin's location, where they manage to touch down long enough to allow Brolin to climb on board the wing of the old bi-plane.

In the chase that follows, it takes all the crop duster's aerobatic skills and local knowledge to evade the 'copters and their blazing guns.

Timely deployment of a cloud of pesticide causes both pursuers to crash, leaving Gould and Brolin free to escape.

The conspiracy is finally exposed when the pair show up at Arlington National Cemetery just as the US President is delivering the eulogy on live TV at the memorial service to honour the supposedly dead Capricorn One crew.


It is an indication of the quality of acting and plausibility of the premise of this post-Watergate thriller, that, in a strange cart-before-the-horse reversal, many people now cite the movie as evidence that NASA did indeed fake the Moon landings.

The reality is, of course, that the movie was inspired by allegations that the Apollo Moon landings were faked, and the notion that NASA could ever keep a secret on such a scale is, of course, preposterous.

Conspiracy theorists might get more mileage from the fact that Barbra Streisand has been married twice, currently to James Brolin, and formerly to Elliot Gould.


Source(s):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capricorn_One
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/07/17/moon.landing.hoax/index.html
http://www.facts-about.org.uk/science-moon-landing-conspiracy-hoax-theory.htm
http://www.sptimes.com/2002/09/29/Floridian/Lunar_lunacy.shtml
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbra_Streisand#Personal_life

Fast Food Nation (2006)

(SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO IS REALLY TO BLAME)

[The following Plot Buster started life as a question about who was really to blame for the problems in the fast food industry. However, it met with such little interest, that I have converted it into a Bust.]

Fast Food Nation (2006) directed by Richard Linklater, who co-wrote the screenplay with Eric Schlosser, loosely based on Schlosser's bestselling 2001 non-fiction book of the same name. Stars Greg Kinnear.

In the end Greg Kinnear learns that job security means more to him than the health of his company's customers.

Greg Kinnear plays a sports broadcasting marketing director recently recruited to the management of a nationwide chain of fast food restaurants.

Responsible for the company's most popular menu item, Kinnear is charged with discovering why independent research has found alarmingly high levels of faecal material in their meat.

Travelling to their supplier's processing plant in Colorado, Kinnear has trouble getting to the truth, until he is put in touch with veteran cattle rancher, Kris Kristofferson, whose Mexican housekeeper is able to confirm Kinnear's worst fears about the operation's hygiene standards.

Indeed poor hygiene is only a symptom of worse problems with their supplier that all stem from its ruthless exploitation of illegal Mexican migrant workers.

Armed with this information, Kinnear decides to corner his company's local representative, Bruce Willis, who brokered their cut price deal for the meat.

Willis, however, is unapologetic of the situation, and impresses upon Kinnear the precariousness of his new position should the truth ever come to light.

After a telephone conversation with his wife, in which she reminds him just how important success in his new job means to their family, Kinnear decides not to reveal what he has discovered to his boss.

Interwoven around Kinnear's quest are the stories of various other individuals caught up in the fast food business.

There is the franchise owner who is afraid to reveal what he knows about poor working practices to Kinnear.

And there are his low paid workers who are more interested in thinking up schemes to rob the franchise than they are in doing a better job.

Also shown are the futile efforts of a group of young idealists to protest against the environmental damage that the company's exploitation of cattle causes.

And, of course, there are the illegal migrants who are not only exploited by the meat supplier managers, but also by their supervisor, fellow Mexican Bobby Cannavale, and by the ruthless people traffickers who smuggle them into the US.


Linklater's fictionalised account of Schlosser's revealing investigation into the fast food industry makes pretty unpalatable viewing, and not just because of the contents of the burgers!

Nobody emerges guilt free, except maybe for the migrants themselves and Kristofferson's ranch owner who rails against the effect that corporate free market culture has had on food production.

So, perhaps it's not surprising that the film met with more critical than commercial success, as audiences were understandably reluctant to face the awkward question of just how their fast food could be so cheap?

Source(s):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_Food_Nation_%28film%29

Wednesday 7 April 2010

The Matrix trilogy (1999-2003) (Advanced Plot Buster)

(SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO DID WHAT)

[And now for an example of an Advanced Bust - not my own work, but that of the actor, comedian and writer Robert Webb, presenting a recent BBC Three program broadcast on UK television devoted to exposing a whole raft of continuity blunders that litter some of our favourite movie blockbusters. The Bust was used to introduce a collection of gaffes from the series.]

The Matrix series primarily consists of a trilogy of science-fiction-action films written and directed by the brothers Andy and Larry Wachowski, produced by Joel Silver, and starring Keanu Reeves and Laurence Fishburne.

The premise of The Matrix [trilogy] is so simple it's hard to see how [its producers would] ever make a movie mistake.

Keanu Reeves is contacted by [Laurence Fishburne] a terrorist wanted by the government.

[Fishburne] explains that the real world is a ravaged wasteland where most of humanity have been captured by a race of machines which live off their body heat and imprison their minds with an artificial reality known as The Matrix.

[Reeves] must enter The Matrix and defeat the super powerful computer programs devoted to snuffing out the rebellion.

It pretty much writes itself.

Brilliant:)

Source(s):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Matrix_%28franchise%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Webb_%28actor%29
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00s454n

Sunday 4 April 2010

The Commitments (1991)

(SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO DOES OR DOESN'T SUCCEED)

[And now for a Bust of a movie that is unashamedly feel good.]

The Commitments (1991) Alan Parker's film adaptation of Roddy Doyle's novel of the same name. Stars Colm Meaney, Johnny Murphy, Robert Arkins and Andrew Strong.

In the end Robert Arkins fails to become the manager of the world's greatest (Irish, soul) band.

Son of Elvis loving Dubliner Colm Meaney, Arkins plays an ambitious young man, who will stop at nothing in order to realise his dreams of success in the music industry.

To this end he manages to bring together and equip a group of variously talented teenagers who gradually come to share his aspirations.

However, it is only the late addition of charismatic, middle-aged, veteran trumpet player, Johnny Murphy, to the group that not only lights a fire underneath the disparate bunch of wannabes, but which also ultimately leads to the band's demise.

Chief among the teenage talents Arkins recruits is bus conductor Andrew Strong, whose ill manners and boorish self belief is only just tolerated by the other band members because he possesses the singing voice of soul god.

Despite sexual jealousies, the mounting tension that Strong's presence generates, and a sometimes less than whole-hearted commitment to their cause, the group seems to be on the brink of success in clinching a record deal.

But after a promised guest appearance of one of Murphy's famous former jamming partners (the unseen Wilson Pickett) fails to materialise, Arkins decides, in frustration, to abandon his creation.

Only when he is stopped in the street by a chauffeur-driven limousine seeking directions, does Arkins realise how close he and the band came to hitting the big time.


Fifteen years after Bugsy Malone (1976) Alan Parker hit musical pay dirt for a second time with this modern take on the Garland-Rooney "let's put on a show" formula.

It's not hard to like a movie so completely infused with the soul classics of Otis Redding, Aretha Franklin, James Brown and Wilson Pickett.

What raises this story head and shoulders above its antecedents, though, is the absolute authenticity of both the characters' voices and the lives of crushing poverty from which these would-be stars aspire to escape.

Source(s):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Commitments_%28film%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugsy_Malone
http://www.musicals101.com/who7c.htm#Rooney
http://www.musicals101.com/who3b.htm#Garland

Pan's Labyrinth (El Laberinto del Fauno) (2006)

(SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHETHER THE GIRL SURVIVES)

(SUPPLEMENTARY WARNING: THE BRIEF COMMENTARY THAT FOLLOWS THIS BUST CONTAINS STRONG OPINIONS THAT ARE GRAPHICALLY EXPRESSED AND THAT MAY CAUSE OFFENCE TO THOSE OF A DELICATE DISPOSITION.)


[And now for a Bust that tries to establish whether or not the fantasy portrayed is real or just imagined.]

Pan's Labyrinth (Spanish: El Laberinto del Fauno, "The Faun's Labyrinth" literally, "The Labyrinth of the Faun") (2006) is a Spanish language fantasy film, written and directed by Mexican film-maker Guillermo del Toro, starring Sergi López i Ayats and Ivana Baquero.

The young girl played by Ivana Baquero is callously murdered by her sadistically brutal army captain stepfather played by Sergi López i Ayats.

In the midst of the Franquist repression following the Spanish Civil War, Banquero and her heavily pregnant and sick mother are relocated to an isolated farmstead from which her stepfather, the father of the unborn baby, intends to hunt down guerrillas fighting in the surrounding forested hills.

A lover of books and fairytales, Bamquero finds respite from her unhappy situation in the companionship of her stepfather's housekeeper and in the company of fantastic creatures that only she can see and that dwell in the underground grotto of some nearby labyrinthine ruins.

While the captain goes about his business of torture and murder, all the time more worried for the health of his unborn child than for that of his wife, Bamquero is set three tasks by the giant faun creature she first met in the grotto, which are to prove whether she is the long lost daughter of the king of the faun's underground home.

Life for Bamquero in the real world becomes unbearable when her mother dies in childbirth, and her friend the housekeeper is discovered by the captain to have been collaborating with the guerrilla fighters.

However, before the captain can begin his torture of her, the housekeeper is able to escape to join the guerrillas, disfiguring his face with the knife that she always carries tucked in her apron.

The final task that Bamquero must complete, is to secretly bring the newborn child to the faun. The fact that she is able to magically get through locked doors and impenetrable walls to accomplish this suggests that the fantastic world of the faun may not be just in Bamquero's imagination.

Nevertheless, ultimately Bamquero cannot bring herself to give up her innocent brother to the faun in order to enter the secret realm.

Unfortunately, when the captain eventually catches up with her, he shoots his stepdaughter dead after recovering the infant, although he himself is shot dead moments later when the massing guerrillas, led by the housekeeper, catch up with him.

As Bamquero lies dying, in her imagination she is reunited with her dead mother and her royal father in their underground kingdom, where she once again becomes the princess that the faun had recognised her to be.


So, what are we to make of such a universally praised (especially by one Mark Kermode writing for the Guardian newspaper, whose high opinion of the movie is only surpassed by his high opinion of his own opinions) and prize garnering creation?

Well, this is a fantasy film like no other, with absolutely no ambition to be a feel-good movie.

Without doubt the film represents the pinnacle of writer-director del Toro's small but mostly excellent body of work to date. It demonstrates a combination of film making skill and imagination that is perhaps second only to that of the great Terry Gilliam.

However, in exactly the same way that del Toro's youthful heroine is only able to cope with the brutal reality of her life by escaping into fantasy, the film's bloody and unremitting bleak setting in the brutality of the Spanish conflict is only made palatable by the distractingly fantastic, although similarly dark, flights of del Toro's imagination.

Perhaps that was exactly the director's intention.

Whether or not it was deliberate though, it is hard not to feel (and it is at this point that readers of a sensitive nature should turn back) that one has unwittingly consumed something the leaves such a bad taste in the mouth, that it might as well have been a candy covered turd.

Of course, there are plenty of other such cinematic confections on offer, but none that are as worthy of your consideration as this.

Source(s):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan%27s_Labyrinth
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Gilliam

Saturday 3 April 2010

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

(SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO GETS THE GIRL)

[Now for a Bust that doesn't really do its target justice, but does demonstrate that it is not always necessary to begin with the first scene of a movie when Plot Busting.]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) is an adventure film directed by Gore Verbinski and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley.

In the end Orlando Bloom wins Keira Knightley's heart, and Johnny Depp lives to pirate another day.

In an amazing feat of seamanship, lone captain Depp just manages to sail his sinking skiff into Port Royal, Jamaica where he plans to commandeer a more suitable vessel for his pirate needs.

While attempting to bamboozle a couple of British marines charged with protecting the harbour's contents, Depp witnesses the local governor's fainting daughter, Knightley plunge into the sea nearby.

Despite diving in and rescuing Knightley, Depp is locked up to await a pirate's fate at the end of a rope.

However, before Depp can suffer his short drop and sudden stop, the port is attacked by the cursed crew of the infamous Black Pearl who are searching for a golden medallion that Knightley had round her neck when she fell in the harbour earlier.

Knightley is eventually captured and taken prisoner after she gives the captain of the Pearl, Geoffrey Rush, the surname of the young man, Bloom, from whom she stole the gold without his knowing many years earlier, as her own.

When the governor fails to immediately pursue her kidnappers, Bloom who has secretly been in love with Knightley since they first met, frees Depp, who he believes can help him track down the Pearl and Knighley.

With another brilliant piece of piratical trickery, Depp and Bloom single handedly manage to make off with the fastest vessel in port.

Picking up his friend and first mate, on their way, together with a motley crew, Depp manages to catch up with Rush as he attempts to lift the curse afflicting him and his crew of undead, by returning the last remaining piece of a horde of stolen Aztec gold, and spilling some of Knightley's blood, believing that she is the daughter of a former crew member, partly responsible for the curse.

Of course, it is really Bloom's blood that Rush needs in order to lift the curse.

In the process of discovering this there is much adventure, double-cross scheming and general pirate fun to be had, not only involving Depp and Rush and their respective pirate crews, but also the commodore that Knightley's governor father eventually dispatches for her rescue, who incidentally also has feelings for her, and who the governor wants as his daughter's suitor.

Eventually Depp and Bloom save the day by choosing the most opportune moment to lift the curse on the damned pirates, so that Depp is able to plug Rush with his pistol, and the commodore is able to capture Rush's once again mortal crew.

Unfortunately, Depp's part in saving Knightley is not enough to excuse his long list of former pirate crimes, and he again finds himself facing the hangman's noose.

So, for a second time Bloom has to come to Depp's rescue helping him to take flight and rejoin his jolly band of buccaneers.

But in the process Bloom manages to declare his love for Knightley, who now reciprocates, an outcome that both the governor and even the commodore, before deciding to pursue the fleeing Depp, seem (strangely) resigned to.


Such a brief description hardly does justice to such a well plotted, smart and action packed adventure, that is both funny and exciting, and at times even a bit moving.

Without exception the parts, even minor roles, are well written and played to perfection, with none of the clumsy cliche ridden dialogue that is so typical of the genre.

But it is the mesmerising performances of both Rush and the Keith Richards inspired Depp that really make this movie sore above the usual rum and cutlass adventures of the past.

Source(s):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_of_the_Caribbean:_The_Curse_of_the_Black_Pearl

Thursday 1 April 2010

28 Days Later (2002)

(SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT ANYONE SURVIVES)

[Now for the movie that started the whole virus infected speed zombie controversy.]

28 Days Later (2002) Directed by Danny Boyle. Staring Cillian Murphy, Naomie Harris, Brendan Gleeson and Christopher Eccleston.

In the end Cillian Murphy and his two female companions survive to make contact with the outside world.

Following the animal rights activist release of an alarmingly violent chimpanzee from a medical research facility, cycle courier Murphy comes round from a road traffic accident induced coma to find himself completely alone in an abandoned major London hospital.

Dressing himself in green medical scrubs, Murphy sets off through a deserted city rife with signs of some chaotic catastrophe looking for help and answers.

Unfortunately for Murphy, the first person he encounters is a maniacal, blood splattered priest obviously intent on extracting more than just a confession from him.

Murphy's flight attracts an increasing number of similarly rabid individuals until he is rescued by a young pair who lead him to their refuge in a London Underground station snack kiosk.

Although unaware of the exact source of infection, Naomie Harris and her companion explain the rapid contagion that has spread uncontrollably through the population turning everyone affected into blood-crazed monsters.

The full horror of the situation is revealed to Murphy, first, when the pair help him to reach his parents' home, where he finds that they have committed suicide, and then, when Harris slaughters her companion without hesitation, as soon as she sees that he has accidentally come into contact with one of the infected.

Murphy and Haris's prospects seem bleak until they discover another pair of survivors, Brendan Gleeson and his teenage daughter, who plan to abandon their fortified tower block apartment in order to track down the origin of a prerecorded radio transmission promising a solution to infection.

Travelling north in Gleeson's black taxi cab, the group eventually reach a corpse strewn blockade that turns out to be the source of the broadcast.

When Gleeson is accidentally infected by one of the corpses, the group is only saved by the sudden appearance of a squad of soldiers, who subsequently take Murphy and the women to a nearby mansion that they have made into a base.

There they meet the soldiers' commanding officer, Christopher Eccleston, who explains that the promised solution is to wait for the infected to starve to death, while his men get busy repopulating society with the willing, or otherwise, help of the women that have been lured to their camp.

Realising their mistake, Murphy has to escape the now murderous squaddies and somehow free the trapped women, which he does with the help of an infected soldier who he lets loose in the mansion.

As the crazed soldier works his way through his former comrades, Murphy and the women take flight in Gleeson's cab, but not before Murphy is shot in the chest by a soon to be consumed Eccleston.

Harris is obviously no stranger to the emergency room, though, as she succeeds in saving Murphy's life.

The movie closes with the trio signalling their survival with a huge homemade banner spread out on the ground for a low flying jet fighter that buzzes the isolated cottage that they have made their home to see.


George A. Romero purists may have balked at Boyle's reinvention of the zombie horror movie. But there's no denying that his creation sustained a genre that became hard to take seriously after its superb spoofing by Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright's Shaun of the Dead (2004) which actually made an oblique reference to Boyle's contested premise that zombies could result from a virus infection and would die unless sustained by consuming others.

Source(s):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28_Days_Later
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaun_of_the_Dead

28 Weeks Later (2007)

(SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT ANYONE WILL EVER SURVIVE)

[Now the first of a two part Bust covering a movie and its sequel, that unusually was more than just a money making exercise.]

28 Weeks Later (2007)
Directed by Juan Carlos Fresnadillo. With Robert Carlyle, Jeremy Renner, Mackintosh Muggleton.

In the end a "rage" infected Robert Carlyle is shot to death by his teenage daughter as she witnesses his attack on her younger brother, Mackintosh Muggleton.

Carlyle only barely manages to survive an outbreak of a highly contagious virus that causes its victims to become crazed flesh eating monsters, by leaving his wife for dead in an isolated house overrun by the infected.

Haunted by his cowardly flight, he eventually reaches the safety of London's Isle of Dogs, which has been transformed into a military controlled disinfected area from which it is hoped to rebuild British society.

While there, Carlyle is re-united with his two teenage children who by chance had been abroad on a school trip during the initial catastrophic outbreak.

However, it's not long before Carlyle discovers that the pair have sneaked out of the protected zone to visit their old family home, where to everyones' amazement the children find their mother alive despite Carlyle having told them that she was dead.

Once recovered by a military infection control team both children and mother are quarantined separately within the military controlled area while their possible exposure to the virus is assessed.

The discovery that the mother has miraculously survived obvious contact with the virus and so become its first known unaffected carrier, is made just too late to save Carlyle, though, who manages to infect himself by secretly penetrating his wife's quarantine and kissing her.

Things rapidly spiral out of control, as the infected Carlyle goes through the population of the controlled zone in a chain reaction of infection. So much so, that the military decide that the only way to deal with the situation is to annihilate everyone within the area whether or not they are infected.

Luckily for the children, the possibility that their genetic makeup might hold a clue to fighting the virus is recognised by one of the military medics, who together with a rooftop sniper, Jeremy Renner, disillusioned by his superiors' kill-all order, helps the children and several other survivors to escape immediate death within the zone.

However, it is not just the children and their protectors who manage to escape into the surrounding city. So they end up having to evade not only the chasing infection control teams but also a brand new wave of flesh hungry maniacs.

Eventually the children manage to rendezvous with a helicopter pilot friend of Renner's, but not until everyone else of their companions has been killed, Carlyle eventually having been dispatched by his daughter.

The pilot agrees to airlift the pair to the safety of nearby France, but whether or not Muggleton inherited his mother's immunity to the virus is thrown into questions by the closing movie's shots of virus infected lunatics storming towards the iconic Eiffel Tower.


The sequel is a worthy successor to Executive Producer Danny Boyle's low-budget zombie hit 28 Days Later (2002) the emphasis having shifted from whether anyone can survive to whether the spread of infection can ever be contained. And, of course, the way has been paved for a further sequel, 28 Months Later.

Flesh crazed zombies have never been so animated;)

Source(s):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28_Weeks_Later
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28_Days_Later